I wonder if people know that adding the copyright symbol to their facebook photography isn't the same as copyrighting it.

I wish there was a word I could use to let people know I'm not exaggerating, now that "literally" does not mean "literally" any more.

The phrase "over exaggerated" means the same thing as "exaggerated".

"Good luck!" can just as easily be used for encouragement as discouragement.

Can you get home owners insurance that specifically protects against elephant-related damage? Is this country-specific?

I had a dream with a terrorist in it last night. Should I feel bad because he was Muslim?

Instead of turning my clock back an hour, I just shifted my alarm forward.

Re-invented

The word reinvented doesn't mean anything

anyone who has an explanation for everything they do is a liar

I find it strange that we have found a way to get to the moon, but have yet to invent a scantron that can read ink.

Last night after I was leaving the library, I heard some nearby sirens. I was very tempted to follow them, but I went home instead. Next time, I will do it. I'll keep you updated.